Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I am one with the molecules
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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