DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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