no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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