have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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