I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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