is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Bring me that man meat
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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