we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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