That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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