i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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