If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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