I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope mine doesn't look like that
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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