Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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