my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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