allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
as a side note pls kill me
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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