I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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