i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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