It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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