You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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