If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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