And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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