I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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