Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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