pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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