Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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