She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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