I didn't shave. On purpose
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
