no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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