I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this boner is exhausting
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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