butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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