He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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