oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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