Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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