Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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