I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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