well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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