you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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