You can't motorboat a personality
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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