I swear god or herbie drove my car home
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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