this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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