So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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