ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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