it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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