Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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