Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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