Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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