I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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