i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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