smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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