Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
