It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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