I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Randomize