Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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