every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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