I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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