why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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