i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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