absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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