Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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